Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/51 (10/510 points)
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Now you can build things
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Torches will light up the dark
Sleep is time travel!
Use this to mine stone and coal
Just a'nether thing to do!
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Gain a level with any character
Win a battle
Unlock all inventory bags
Invest in a store category
Completely explore one floor of a dungeon
Kill all enemies on one floor of a dungeon
Amass 20,000 gold at once
Complete a campaign with the Hardcore penalty
Complete a campaign on Veteran difficulty
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Complete Act III
Complete Act V
Complete a campaign on Extreme difficulty
Play Act IV and pass wave 30 (above Beginner difficulty)
Complete all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
Win a game using no more than 5 guesses
Win 2 games in a row using no more than 9 guesses total
Win 3 games in a row using no more than 14 guesses total
Win a game using no more than 3 guesses!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/58 (5/500 points)
enter your name
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN